Stranger or strange hair?

I was at a first birthday earlier, and diagonally behind me was this auntie with this interesting hair that I couldn't stop looking at. I just wanted to understand it. Was it short and teased up? Or was it just teased up and poofy then tucked under at the bottom? Oh and the bow at the nape of her neck. Yes, bow. I would have taken a picture with my camera phone, but that... well that's messed up. I smiled gingerly for a while before I started to worry that she would turn around and catch me grinning. What would I have done? I mean I would have been caught. Yes, auntie, I was staring at your head for the past 5 minutes. No, no I don't like your hair but it's interesting. It's. Interesting. I just continued smiling until I decided to divert my attention to the little girls running in circles screaming. And then I got dizzy watching them.